Friendship day

I think the whole concept is hilarious. Just 2 months ago there was a “Best friends day”. Blah.

You think I am your friend? Awesome! It is a privilege to have your support. Thank you and please continue being one.. I really appreciate it.
You dont need to wish me on some random day decided by some random dude so he could sell more greeting cards. And if you send me sms spam / email spam / facebook spam about some friendship day, I consider it very unfriendly and insensitive.